Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka … Faisla apka …
 
“Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ……..
What do u say???????????
 
A Man before marriage is – Superman.
After Marriage – Gentleman.
5 Years Later – Watchman.
10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
 
Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho…
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum… “KUWARE” ho…..
 
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..
KHUSH RAHO
 
Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
 
Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.
 
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column “PATNI CHAHIYE”
He got 1000 replies all saying:- “Meri Le Ja…!”, ”Meri Le Ja…!”
 
Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Manager: “What can I do?
Husband: “Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”
 
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER …….. Immediately after Marriage!!
 
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!
 
Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai…

See , how people write leave Applications.
It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.”

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was
performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..”

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave..”

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please
grant me 10 days leave.”

Another employee
applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave”

An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”

A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today”

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for
the day.”

Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”

Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below…”

Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As
I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle
both with good experience , I am applying for the post.”

This is new technique used by robbers.