See , how people write leave Applications.
It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.”

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was
performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..”

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave..”

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please
grant me 10 days leave.”

Another employee
applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave”

An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”

A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today”

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for
the day.”

Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”

Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below…”

Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As
I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle
both with good experience , I am applying for the post.”

Because romance is not the only element of life.

We should also know horror,

terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

1. Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without…
But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

8. You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books