How to impress your boss

Never walk without a document in your hands.

People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.

People with nothing in thier hands look like they’re heading for the canteen.

People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet.

Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

Use computers to look busy.

Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to your boss.

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